Women's car insurer entering another new, successful phase. To find out more, read here..

'Women car insurers, you're in an easy going frame of mind today. Which is dangerous for all other road users. And possibly yourself. Watch out for signs. Like slippery road surface, and old folks crossing ahead. If, as a distracted women's car insurer, you're not aware of them until it's too late, instead, enjoy the harmonious and cheerful spirit that you're emitting. It's the ideal time to find new friends, like women's car insurance companies, and witnesses, and if you call such and such a line you'll discover why men in uniform means something to you as the month progresses. Thursday women car insurers, will be a great day for filling in forms, and making (official) statements; and visiting people with flowers and apologies for something you may have done is highly favoured on the 26 th. Your ruling planet is moving retrograde as the month draws to a close, so women's car insuring communications will be held up, and the full moon on the 29 th means its time to let go of the past (misdemeanours) and look forward to a brighter (Girlmotor.com approved) future.' Women, women, women, especially of the car insuring variety, what have you been getting up to? Well, if you're born under the zodiacal sign of the Ram, that'll be a lot then. A lot you'd rather forget about I'm sure.

Aries, and this is according to the concise and somewhat exhaustive works of some two-bit women's car insurer attempting to make themselves sound infinitely more interesting than they actually are, (I won't bore you with the insignificant name in that case) collect a massive 9% more car insurance claims than your average driver. And they're also in possession of 6% more convictions than those fortunate enough to pop out at other times of the year. So one thing they won't be celebrating around the time of the birthdays then I guess. In stark contrast Sagittarians, or archers as they are strangely depicted in Sunday supplements, are a lot better behaved out on the road. This cautious lot filed 7% less car insurance claims against them when compared to your average driver, and received 8% fewer convictions too. So, the question on everybody's lips must be this. 'Who is this average driver?' and 'what do they do?' and 'where do they do it?' all fascinating questions, and ones that cry out for answers. And seeing as the women's car insurer who compiled this research are still at a loose end, they told us.

He's 25 years of age, and he's a man. Hence the genderism give-away there. Living in Stockport, he's employed as an administrator, and he drives a ford focus. A 1.8 litre version TDCi LX diesel derivative he plods around in today, as he has been doing for 5 years without any claims or convictions. Good on him. Unfortunately we're sparred his zodiac details, but elsewhere in the press release we discover some famous names; and find out their star signs, so we can build a better picture of how they fare on the open road. And so make our lives that much more fulfilled. You may have heard of Sir Elton John the musician? Well, he's an Arian, so maybe he's no stranger to a little bump and grind, as is the rather impatient Vicky Beckham, also a musician so we're told. By her. Apparently Arians rush in where angels fear to leave their tread marks, before actually thinking. Well I never. Sagittarians on the other hand are deemed both precise and tolerant. Prince Charles is one such example, as is possible future England captain and defensive wall John Terry. I can't give you a quote from the people behind this survey as then I'll have to name-check. And they're supposedly our competitors. Although quite how they can be when they've got so little to do than look into horoscopes I don't think this women's car insurer has to much to worry about do you? No, I didn't think so. So remember, if it's a monthly, or yearly, insight into women's car insurance you're after, then make Girlmotor.com your starting point on your carefree women's car insuring journey.

Date - 15/09/2006