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The animated women's car insurer who steals every frame!

This women's car insurer prides itself, here within the popcorn-constructed halls of Girlmotor.com in bringing you, our women car insurers (plural) the major, and sometimes even breaking, news stories; that are of interest to you. So long as its women's car and/or insurance orientated. Clothes and shoes being a definite no-no, and an article too far. Unless inextricably linked to a certain car. Or a pathetically tedious association to something vaguely insurancy. And I believe this women's car insurer does just that to great effect. Continuing in this self-gratifying manner, as your favourite women's car insurer, we have a tasty little morsel here today that will means something, to someone. Possibly somewhere. Japan mainly. It's to the world of Mitsubishi we wearily trudge women's car insurers, to discover just what they've been up to since we last paid them a visit. Which was never, as they very rarely do anything interesting. Until now. Girls, as they've only gone and created a real Hello Kitty car!

For those of you who aren't women, and my researcher tells me that accounts for a lot of the population as a whole, Hello Kitty is a Japanese cartoon. Unfortunately nothing like Manga, violence, bloodshed and porn overtures don't figure graphically in the land of Kitty, who, in case you're wondering is a very scarily geometric anthropomorphized cat; who comes complete with a distinctive bow, or something else decorative adorning her left ear. As cats often do. In Japan. Where I thought they concentrating their efforts on eating them? Well, I'm pleased to report that no one put curry sauce on this particular moggy, and therefore its grown old; yet stayed looking the same. As cartoons often do. But, and it's a big BUT, what's this got to do with cars?

Mr. Mitsubishi has only gone and created a one-off version of its miniscule i-City car hasn't it? Don't quite know why I'm asking you - as after all I'm the one with all the facts at my fingertips - so I'm telling you! Be told! And it's without a shadow of a doubt the girliest car you ever did see. And ever likely to cast your eyes on. Its pink for a kick off, which doesn't bode well if you're a man; confident in your sexuality or not. It even has pink wheel hubs. It's basically as pink as pink can be before it travels way beyond the realms of common decency. A lonely destination nowhere that SmartCars know only too well. Snuggling up to the worldwide legions of supposedly normal people who are fans of the Hello Kitty franchise, sorry, character, the Mitsubishi boasts Hello Kitty graphicy icons on each body panel. Subtlety not being a strong seller in the Asian markets we note. The tomfoolery doesn't stop there either, as there's decals strewn across the rear windscreen and mirrors - just in case you didn't think you'd look stupid enough should you become the lucky owner of this prize. Yes, that's right - someone can win this in a raffle.

The cars seats are pink, with white stripes, and whatsmore is definitely less to those with a modicum of social belonging, as the headrest covers are shaped like Hello Kitty's bonce. Complete with a ribbon offset over the left ear. Fantastic. What more could a girl possibly want? Valium would be nice. With the off-chance there's any boys left reading this pap, I best tell you a bit about the engine. It's got one. There you go. 660cc, producing 64bhp if that means owt to you?

The Mitsubishi 'Hello Kitty' i-City car will go on public display in the Mitsukoshi department store located in Nihonbashi, Tokyo later in July, and would-be buyers can enter a raffle as I mentioned previously to stand a chance of getting your paws on this beast. You still have to buy it mind, the raffle just affords you the once in a lifetime opportunity to have a shot at owning such a, unique, car. At least you'll be doing a good deed snapping it up. Making it disappear, and, knowing that a percentage of the purchase price will find its way to a charitable organisation. Something Mitsubishi will become if they produce anything else like this I should imagine. Once you've stopped re-acquainting yourself with Armitage Shanks, you may want to focus your eyes on Girlmotor.com's women's car insurance. As that's why we're here, and what we're about. Women's car insurance. Forget about pink cars, felines and far away lands, and sort out your women's car insurance today. Thank you.

Date - 15/09/2006