Official! Women's car insurer, Girlmotor.com colour blind!

Girlmotor.com , the women's car insurer at the forefront of women's car insurance, announce that they're colour blind. Please, save your sympathy for lesser women's car insurers who wile away their days publishing surveys, whilst women's car insurer Girlmotor.com goes about its women's car insuring business. Yet save your money by joining the women's car insuring specialist, and undistracted girl motorists over here at Girlmotor.com, fighting tooth and nail to secure women's car insurance that won't be beaten. Girlmotor.com don't see colour as an obstacle to getting the best women's car insurance your money can buy, and women's car insurer girlmotor.com are therefore completely uninterested as to what colour your girl motor is. Give Girlmotor.com a call right now, and you'll realise quickly that there are no obstacles to eye-catching women's car insurance here at survey-free women's car insuring company - Girlmotor.com. One of Girlmotor.com's journo's looks at some shady research..

Many of us girls are accused of wasting their women's car insuring lives daydreaming. Or, as men convince only themselves that it's called - thinking. I have a girl friend who's made something of a name for herself concentrating her efforts on just this. She quite nonchalantly thinks about what people with vocations simply dismiss as irrelevant things. It kinda fills the void left behind by an absence of a companion to replicate with at this stage in her life. She used to spend considerable amounts of quality time working her way through the age-old brain-scrambler that has something vaguely to do with chickens and eggs. Like a beginners guide to thinking she thought. When her body became limp, those close to her suggested that she move on. So she did. And she thought long and hard about alien existence instead. After she was on a canal boat holiday once and swore blind that she'd witnessed one. People told her not to be daft, and that it was just a longboat enthusiast, who apparently come in all different sizes. You see, the problem with thinking/daydreaming/claiming Jobseekers Allowance is this. Too much thinking, as she's now been reliably informed by her Counsellor, can often be dangerous. Which might be a bit late to help her, but its something Girlmotor.com think (damn) those thoughtful (oops) people at a women's car insurance company - who isn't Girlmotor.com - should address. As clearly, my social-worker associating girl friend was/is not alone in this thinking absolute bo***cks lark nine tenths of her waking hours.

These women's car insuring non entities, who aren't Girlmotor.com, have been thinking this. That, although there are many differing,(and equally as unimportant) theories as to why certain people choose certain colours when it comes to cars, typically grey areas such as fashion, tradition, or even superstition, a select few of the country's populace could be basing this mammoth decision - on their meaningless surnames. Not stopping with the no-brainer thoughts - they've gone and committed this thought to paper. So as people, girl motorists like you and I for example, can see the extensive results of their thought process. Gee thanks. I'm sure girlfriends, like me, you couldn't think of anything better to do. Other than maybe start eating your arm. This women's car insurer (with far more time on their hands than Girlmotor.com - who are way too busy finding women's car insurance to bother with such mindless pap) has looked at 20,000 motorists whose surnames are also, low and behold - a colour. And decided that said Reservoir Dogger's are more likely than average to drive a car that shares its colour description with their surname. So they ask is it a case of Colourful cars, for colourful people? Whereas as Girlmotor.com ask - has motoring journalism really come to this?

This redundant office has come to the conclusion that motorists called Silver for instance, are 14% more likely to own a silver car. Than whom, they didn't divulge. Similarly, those known on the electoral register as either Mr. or Mrs. White and Black, are found to be 10% more likely to drive a vehicle finished in either of those two monotones. Most peculiar of all suggest the women's car insurers - who are accomplishing with ease the task of making a mockery of women's car insurance - is that those of us going by the name of Brown, are 18% more likely to have a brown car sitting on their driveway. Girlmotor.com decided to catch up with these women's car insurers, not only to say thanks for providing the best women's car insurers out there with an article, but also to see exactly what they think a survey like the one they carried out actually achieves. Commenting on the results, when shook into life by Girlmotor.com's head journo girl, a spokes-statistic uttered these memorable words; "Car colour is one of the most obvious ways in which motorists express their individuality. So it makes sense that some motorists choose a car that reflects themselves in some way, and what better way than choosing a car that matches your name?" Perhaps walking around minus your clothes, or bravely coming to terms with Tourettes may achieve the same effect. Who knows? Infact, who cares?

The only colour that doesn't follow the trend is green. Green cars are only 1.6% more popular than average for people named Green. Really? And why, ask Girlmotor.com, attempting to be interested, do you think this is? Still believing her points are valid; women's car insuring mouthpiece insists this could be down to superstition, forcing this throw-away sound-bite in Girlmotor.com's direction: "Green is supposedly an unlucky colour, and indeed green cars are twice as likely to be involved in a crash as the safest colour, silver. Maybe people named Green think they are tempting luck enough already."

Which makes me thank my lucky stars that I opted to come and work for Girlmotor.com at the end of the day, and join their women's car insuring team. Girlmotor.com put a lot of thought into their women's car insurance as you will find out when you give women's car insurer Girlmotor.com a bell later; however they couldn't give a fig about what colour car you drive.

Date - 15/09/2006