Cheap motor insurance is feng shui'd by girl motorists.

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Friday finds you in an upbeat frame of mind, especially in light of a new report out by that bloke with the weird name who used to be an estate agent. Apply oriental ethos to your garishly-hued Vee-Dub Beetle and you won't go far wrong. Remove all needless rubbish, like your boyfriend, from your life (and car) and remember to sing, clap and dance a lot and you'll go a long way toward happiness. For further in-depth readings for the month ahead - check out Girlmotor.com.

Lets face it girls, we live our lives by our daily predictions don't we? Where would we be without seeking guidance from some celestial goofball aunt with a penchant for maternity clothing? Exactly. The same place we'd find ourselves if we didn't have a motor to get us to aerobics class thrice-weekly. Minus the proverbial paddle.

And proverbs bring the two twains together. Well, sort of. According to a recent survey commissioned by the insurance industry, and adjudged to being the first of its kind, Raymond Catchpole, Feng Shui expert, and estate agent, suggests that we apply a little of the ancient Chinese art principles to modern day motoring.

Giving the old property lark the heave-ho, Ray now dedicates his life to the Feng Shui Society, based in Brighton . Where he's been rewarded for his efforts by being made Chairman.

Feng Shui, in case you slept solidly through the early 1990's - is, in its simplest form, the art of arranging your furniture in the most inconvenient/impractical way you possibly can. Advanced Feng Shui sees the gullible middle-class's relieved of their cash by a Feng Shui expert welcomed into their disorganised home space.

Anyway, Raymond took a sneaky at 4 representative cars from each main vehicle group, the VW Passat (family saloon), Porsche Boxster (sports), Nissan Micra (small urban) and the Lexus RX series (4x4); and gave them the Feng Shui once over, to determine which provided the right ambience and state of mind for the driver and their occupants. And, after much sprinkling of water and reversing up driveways - he arrived at the following conclusions;

The Passat is a quiet, restrained car, benefiting from a state of perfect Yin/Yang balance. Ideal for non-sales related decision-making managers apparently girls. The sort who place great importance on family and friends. Or who we refer to as a possibility. If it wasn't for him firing blanks.

The Porsche on the other hand is something of a girly ride. A totally unaggresive vehicle which harnesses the power of natural elements such as water, to aid the smooth flowing of Chi energies. So says our Ray of philosophising sunshine. And definitely something we can warm to. Although on further reading we discover it's unemotional. Hhmmm. Now we girl motorists need an outlet for our emotions every so often. Therefore, continues the findings, it's the ideal mode of transportation for a happy and single architect. Or, given the 2 factors present in that last paragraph, Porsche owning and architect, what us girls understand to be - a catch.

Then there's the fun, possibly cheeky little car, the Micra. A firm favourite with many of my girlfriends she's applauded for possessing a very Yin motor. Whatever that means. For those wanting an accident free journey, and to arrive at our destination greeted by a few smiles, then this is the car for us. Especially so as they're suited to a first-time girl motorist enthuses Mr. Catchpole.

However, top of the class of Chinese whispers, is the Lexus 4x4 thingamajig; effortlessly putting the others in its enormous shadow due to it boasting the widest possible range of functions. And driving accessibility. And girls, if you've got the luca to buy into this lifestyle statement, then you'll doubtless bask in the radiant knowledge that informs us that it's powered by fire. The fire element of oriental beliefs that is, and not some left-over dragon from medieval times. Phew! Or, should that be wow!...as, being the extremely purposeful vehicle that it is, its chi energy affords the bulky land-gobbler the wow! factor in the eyes of those that also list the art of paper-folding as a national pastime. You see girls, the Lexus assures us that it can go anywhere, through anything and come out the other end unruffled; so putting a big grin on our lovely boat race. What we usually call a store card.

So, the Lexus has the best feng shui.

Well that's all well and good, but if you don't have a rich hubby - how can we adopt our current girl motors to encapsulate the Feng Shui spirit Mr. Catchpole?

Naturally, as a typical man, he has got an answer for everything. Raymond says there are plenty of measures we can take already to promote a better sense of well-being whilst behind the wheel. And so improve energy flows around our motors. For starters, don't park facing toward your house. Or office for that matter. Bad move girls. As cars are predatory tigers which create feelings of unease for inhabitants of buildings. Punish the menacing metal by turning it around to face the other way, and not to look at you like that.

And of course, remove all clutter inside. I bet you didn't know that all needless rubbish inside your car can suck the life force out of the driver. We thought that was only something those frozen milkshakes McDonald's hand over at drive-thru's did. And tie a blue ribbon (or G-string) around your rear view mirror if you want to encourage a clear, flowing and thoughtful state of mind. If not unwelcome attention. In actual fact feng shui-ists insist that you keep a bottle of water in your car at all times, which will help the driver alleviate the negative feelings that often lead to road rage. That, and the fact that some complete bastard in a 3 Series has just cut you up.

Keep the windows clean too. Aswell as allowing you to see the outside and the road, (which even we know is pretty important) it allows energy to flow in. Similar effect to opening the windows ain't it girls? Anyhow, the windows are the eyes of the car. So be told. If you have Wi-Fi connections such as Bluetooth in your car, occupants again should consume vast quantities of Adam's Ale, so as to flush out the harmful effects of negative and draining energy from their bodies. Like a detox.

If you're still worried about bad vibes, my advice to you would be this girls. Sprinkle sea salt water on the foot well carpets. Used sparingly, this absorbs the passenger's ill-feeling which is ruining your cars outlook on life. And grannies wee too. But remember to clean them out often to remove this build up of negativity. (And so not devalue your car).

Finally says Raymond, and most bizarre of all, he suggests this. Incite a spontaneous sing-along session. Clap your hands too. Get your passengers into the randomly jovial spirit of motoring. Or, as normal people might do, simply play music in your car, (excepting the tuba) to clear your personal space. By doing this you are telling the world that this space is now free from past events, and we're going forward together, refreshed.

See girls, it beats reading the stars today doesn't it eh? Well, no now you ask. But there you are.

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Date - 15/09/2006